My favorite quotes since freshmen year. In descending order. "Can I tell you something? Everything's better when we're together."
"That's like....fucking an angel. An angel of god. Or the Easter Bunny. You just don't do it."
-Me
Me: Whore.
Mike: No, Coor's.
Andrew: "Ha, Lauren! I'm making a destructive decision!"
Joey: "Stop! You're making her sadd!"
"I saw a red, white, and blue trumpet once and I came in my pants....I'm sorry you had to hear that."
-Joey
Mama Donlon: Where's the remote??
Pat: Fail.
Paul: Someone call me? I thought I heard my name...
"Ahhh it could be a joke! Like, 'What did little kids sing during the Holocaust?...We're all lookin' for Jues Clues. Wonder where they are!'"
-Me
Brooke: Thanks for coming, Nate.
Nate: Whatever. I just ran out of alcohol.
"No, Theo. Shut your whore mouth."
-Mark <3
Andrew: You walk so slow!
Joey: *shaking his fist* I'll slow you.
...
Me: Joey? Remember when you shook your fist at Andrew and said, "I'll slow you"? Well, what if you, like, hit him, and knocked him out, and then he was in a coma for months and months, and when he woke up, he was, like, partially retarded? Then, you actually would've SLOWED him.
Joey: Hahaha!
"Yeah. I bend over alot...I'm leaving now."
-Brooke
confuzed10101(11:31:29 PM): Well, we were playing tag or whatever, and I was running toward this one person, but she moved and I forgot to stop running. So I ran into the fence.
Shirley: You don't have to pay me. I'll do it for free!
Brittany: You sound like a prostitute.
Jaz: Theo, do you have anything sharp?
Me: My wit.
Joey B: Ha, there's a Joey on either side of you, and you're in the middle so it's like a Theo sandwich.
Joey V: And the jokes never stop.
Me: I was gonna continue with "I'd eat it", but Joey kinda closed it on me.
Me: Andrew! I saw a persom wearing a PHS hat!
Andrew: Y'know people come here all the time.
Me: No, not a PERSON, an AMISH person....waiiiiit...
Mr Ventura: You know it's going to rain today?
Wilkin: Really? What time?
Shirley: Have fun waiting for the bus!
Me: Have fun waiting for your mom!
...
That sounded like an insult, but it wasn't!
Mr. Comishock: Ok, who wants to come up to the board?
Nacho: Nose game!
Jenny: 69!
Garrett: That's what you always say.
Wilkin: See? I have a pink one.
Me: You have a penis?
Wilkin: No. I have a pink one.
Me...So...you don't have a penis?
Joey: *sneezes multiple times*
Me: How was the brownie sundae?
Joey: *ah-choo! sniff* It's nothing to sneeze at.
"Haha your phone's so old, it's like...a dinosaur."
-Dave
"Of course, everything in this room is eat-able. Even I'm eat-able. But that, children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies."
-Willy Wonka
Amy: You can input.
Me: That's what she said
*singing* "I like hotdogs and big meatballs!"
-Garrett
"Stupid girl? That's like an oxymoron. Stupid guy? Now that makes sense."
Evan: *flips a coin, drops it, and kicks it*
Oops that was my hackey-sack instinct.
Lucy: What if you, like, dropped your baby and had a hackey-sack instinct?
"No matter how low you consider yourself, there is always someone looking up at you wishing they were that high."
"Just because it is, doesn't mean it should be."
-Australia
"It says, 'The world was broken into pieces and it's everybody's job to find them.' 'Maybe...maybe we are the pieces. Maybe we aren't supposed to find the pieces, maybe we are the pieces.'"
-Nick and Norah
"We didn't miss it. This is it."
-Nick
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